Wednesday, March 2, 2011


No matter who's president, everyone blames him for the state in which our country is in. I'm a Republican, but even I have to roll my eyes at those who are so far right they're left. Every redneck and their sister/wife will swear up and down it's the doing of Obama, while all the poor college kids will blame Bush. Fact is, neither of them caused the recession.

I'm not going to ramble on about who to blame, but if you're really interested, look up "Fannie Mae" and "Freddie Mac". Might I also add the whole ordeal with these two corporations took place with a Democrat in office. So I guess if a president is going to take heat, Clinton is the man to point fingers at, but personally, I blame Lewinsky. Ah, I love making blowjob jokes.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

While Driving..

When people are driving slower than you, they have to be a grandma or something of that nature. When they're driving faster than you, they're an idiot with a deathwish.

If someone has a sports car, they're obviously trying to make up for something (small penis). But if you had a sports car, it would make you look so cool.

Texting and driving is only safe when you do it.

These are just a few things I've noticed, feel free to comment and add more that you've noticed!