Tuesday, March 1, 2011

While Driving..

When people are driving slower than you, they have to be a grandma or something of that nature. When they're driving faster than you, they're an idiot with a deathwish.

If someone has a sports car, they're obviously trying to make up for something (small penis). But if you had a sports car, it would make you look so cool.

Texting and driving is only safe when you do it.

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These are just a few things I've noticed, feel free to comment and add more that you've noticed!

4 comments:

  1. Yep, things look different from the inside than from the outside. Oftentimes A, seen by someone for B, looks the same as B, seen by someone as for A.

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  2. ^That... makes sense I gues.^

    Notice the grass is always greener on the other side? It's fertilizer is more expensive.

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  3. I hate all drivers, they all seem to have some sort of superiority complex.

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