Tuesday, March 1, 2011

While Driving..

When people are driving slower than you, they have to be a grandma or something of that nature. When they're driving faster than you, they're an idiot with a deathwish.

If someone has a sports car, they're obviously trying to make up for something (small penis). But if you had a sports car, it would make you look so cool.

Texting and driving is only safe when you do it.

These are just a few things I've noticed, feel free to comment and add more that you've noticed!


  1. Yep, things look different from the inside than from the outside. Oftentimes A, seen by someone for B, looks the same as B, seen by someone as for A.

  2. ^That... makes sense I gues.^

    Notice the grass is always greener on the other side? It's fertilizer is more expensive.

  3. I hate all drivers, they all seem to have some sort of superiority complex.